What makes a good desk photo?
Shoot the whole desk in decent light. The more evidence you provide, the sharper the roast gets.
AI judges. Zero mercy.
Your desk.Our roast.Your score.
Upload a photo of your desk. RoastGrade turns the evidence into a cheeky AI verdict and a share-ready score card.
One free roast daily. No signup needed to judge yourself.
RoastGrade desk report
DESK REPORT
“You could be doing anything else. Like finding the rest of this desk.”
Cleanliness3/10
Focus energy4/10
Chaos9/10
Overall score
3.8/10
Live verdict
Brutally honest. Mostly funny.
How it works
THREE STEPS.
NO SOFTENING.
- 01
Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear photo of your desk. No room tours. No hiding the cable nest.
- 02
Receive your grade
Our AI clocks the clutter, the setup, the vibe, and the questionable choices.
- 03
Share the damage
Download your report card and send it to the group chat before they roast you first.
Built for the group chat
“This desk has the energy of a browser with 47 tabs open.”
Instant read Score out of 10 Ready to share
The standard
MAKE YOUR DESK DEFEND ITSELF.
- Desk photos only. This is a focused launch.
- One daily roast is free. No account needed to try.
- Your score card is built to screenshot and share.
Before you submit
THE FINE, VERY LOUD PRINT.
Is this actually mean?
It is blunt, not cruel. Expect jokes about clutter, cables, mugs, and whatever else is taking up residence on your desk.
What do I get back?
A scored desk report card, a short roast, and a graphic made for sharing with the people who need to see it.